You know, you get drunk and before you know it…

“Judge Dredd Warzone Inking Video” playable:true – Google Video

You’re making a video of yourself, and coming across like an idiot. I apologise for everything. Seriously. Against my better judgement I’ve posted this up.

It’s 30 minutes of my life I’ll never get back, and if you have any sense, it’s 30 minutes of your life you’ll never lose. It’s me, talking you through the inking of a panel or two. At least that’s what it purports to be.

Surreal days….

Ok, not sure how to start this … but…

This morning I had a long meeting with my boss and an IT company about the future direction of the IT in work. We’re walking round the office and spot tons of police as the queen is here. So I’m thinking ‘maybe we’ll see the queen’. Then I’m thinking ‘that bloke coming towards me looks a bit like Dennis Quaid’ … ‘Hang on. That bloke looks really like Dennis Quaid’.

‘Hello’ says Dennis Quaid. ‘Hello’, I stammer back. and he walks off.

I said hello to Dennis f***ing Quaid. I don’t think I’d ever get star struck – I nearly sold Bobby Ball a computer once, but I really like Dennis Quaid and have always done.

Then I went into the spar where the was a queue of dwarfs (who were in a panto in the theatre opposite work).

At that point I needed a to lie down for awhile.

Arrested Development

Ep 5, (from tv.com

Michael must deal with a huge mole problem in order to salvage a major real estate deal with Japanese investors. In an effort to help Michael, Gob and Buster (Tony Hale) team up with George Sr.’s surrogate, Larry (guest star Bob Einstein), to devise a plan and save the deal, but their plan falls apart in a big way. Meanwhile, Tobias (David Cross) mistakes a CIA agent for a CAA agent and inadvertently betrays the family, and Michael makes Rita a proposal she can’t refuse. Frankie Muniz makes a cameo as himself.

This episode had me in tears of laughter – it’s a work of utter and absolute genius.