With just a little help from you, you could prevent another poor comic artist living another year without an apple computer upgrade (yes, I got one recently but there have now been **two** updates of that model since — **two**!) It’s not a lot to ask, if I’ve in any small measure added anything to your lives. Come on! It’s only £1800 or thereabouts. You miserable gits. Sod it.
You do realise my wife will NEVER let me buy another computer don’t you? this one here, the one I’m typing this on? this is the last one – nothing more after this.
(*maybe if I break it … hmmm…*)
(*breaks down in tears*)