The Chavtastic Four

The Chavmaster
Can summon hordes of zombie chavs to his aid with the rousing call of ‘Fight! Fight!’

Lady Soverign
Surrounded by her brood of ten under sixs, 16 year old Lady Soverign can punch your lights out with her golden knuckles.

The Burberry Man
While out joyridin’ and covered head to foot in Burberry, young Jaunty McBastard was struck by lightening (after.. you know, ramming the car into a lightening rod) and now … he’s more Burberry than man!

The Spide

The spidiest of all Belfast spides, the Spide can knock yer lamps in with his incredibly accurate tins of tenants throwing stars.

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  1. Ah, the joys of Norn Iron life. Hope you and the family are safe and sound, by the way. I’ve one regular reader who works for Nortel, ’round at Cloughfern in Whiteabbey. He described it as “a warzone”, said it took him two and a half hours to do a fifteen minute commute last night.

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