– Bush falls on bike ride – May 22, 2004

CRAWFORD, Texas (CNN) — President Bush fell off his bicycle Saturday while riding on his ranch, according to White House spokesman Trent Duffy.

Bush, who was accompanied on his bike ride by his doctor, Richard Tubb, a military agent and a member of the secret service, fell about 16 miles into a 17-mile ride. The accident caused minor abrasions to his chin, upper lip, nose, right hand and both knees, but was able to ride back home, said Duffy.

Richard Tubb: “Okay, George… we’re gonna try it without the stabilisers now…”
George ‘Dubya’ Bush: “Ok.. ooh… oohh… this is easy peas ***CRASH***”

Hehehehe. Oh god. This man is STILL in charge of the ‘free’ world. So far an attack by a deadly terrorist pretzel had little or no long-term effect (that we know of) and he’s fallen off a terrorist segueway (out riding with daddy) and now a deadly al-queda push bike. Is this man safe out of sight of a Doctor? (And isn’t it telling that when he went on his bike he took his docter with him.)

Author: PJ

Belfast based Comic Artist who won’t shut up on twitter.