The management accepts no responsibility for physical injuries resulting from careless and indiscriminate use of the Sith Academy, nor for career problems caused by reading the Sith Academy at work. Women who are pregnant or may become pregnant should not touch Propecia, but they may read the Sith Academy, although the management disclaims all responsibility for any premature labor that may result.
The management suggests that you not eat or drink while reading the following stories. The Sith Academy, Inc., will not be held responsible for financial damages incurred when soda spews out your nose and into your keyboard, nor will they be held responsible for medical damages incurred when laughter causes food to lodge in the wrong pipe. If this happens, you may need to perform the Heimlich Maneuver on yourself. Individuals with exercise-induced asthma are encouraged to keep their inhalers close by while reading.