American Big Brother

Oh dear, UK Big Brother has been mildly addictive for the past couple of years, but this year, dull, dull, dull. I watched Serendipity last night, and its got a big central flaw, they get two actors with great chemistry (in theory) John Cusak and some English woman, they spent 10 minutes together at the start and then spend the rest of the movie looking for each other so the chemistry doesn’t get a chance to work at all. Big Brother needs horrible obnoxious people to make it interesting, but no one wants to watch horrible obnoxious people, so catch 22, and, inevitably, it’s alternativly dull and then really annoying. American Big Brother, has some right thickos on it, here’s a couple of quotes culled from the sight:

DANA, Karate School Manager.
What three adjectives best describe you?
Persistent, personable

(Yes, where is the missing third adjective?)

Alison, Retail Manager
What is your motto?
Irwin [last name] backwards is WIN-IR

No, no it’s not, it’s Niwri.

Author: PJ

Belfast based Comic Artist who won’t shut up on twitter.